TEETH 2007 FULL MOVIE HOW TO
TEETH 2007 FULL MOVIE MOVIE

Dawn answers that it's because 'girls have a natural modesty.' Double Standard: Pointed out by Dawn's classmates on why their anatomy textbook shows the male reproductive organ in all its glorious detail while censoring the picture of the female one.Dirty Old Man: The guy with whom Dawn hitches a ride in his car at the end of the film.

TEETH 2007 FULL MOVIE HOW TO

Cursed with Awesome: Having a literal Vagina Dentata is no great shakes, but Dawn does eventually gain control over her teeth and learn how to use them to her advantage.The doctor loses four of his fingers as punishment. Creepy Physical: Dawn is actually molested by her gynecologist when she wants to have her Vagina Dentata examined.Credits Gag: Towards the end of the credits before the special thanks is the disclaimer 'No man was harmed during the making of this film.' Why are we not entirely convinced?.That said, they're Not Blood Siblings, not that it's any less creepy for it. Brother–Sister Incest: Brad has some very unsettling feelings about his stepsister.Bloody Hilarious: There's some comedy to be had in watching a bunch of lusty lads get 'cut down to size' (so to speak) and turned into Instant Sopranos if you can stomach all the blood.

Black Comedy: Horror imagery mixes rather freely with bad guys getting what could be considered a comedic comeuppance.

Asshole Victim: All of Dawn's victims, though reversing the usual pattern in that her first victim initially seems a lot more charming and likable before his rapacious lust gets the better of him and her counter-attack is an instinctive reflex, whereas her later victims are progressively more obnoxious and despicable from the start and her revenge on them is correspondingly much more deliberate each time.

A scene where Dawn looks at the mythology surrounding vagina dentata implies that there was once a time when many women did have teeth down there, but they largely died out after men learned to go after women who weren't likely to bite their penises off during sex, which would presumably make Dawn some sort of evolutionary throwback. Dawn has a biology class early in the film, and the teacher gives a fairly accurate description of the evolutionary process, mentioning that it's extremely unlikely for a major new bodily function to develop spontaneously.

Having said that, the film does lampshade how unlikely it would be for this actually to happen.

Behold a movie's application of Richard Goldschmidt's 'Hopeful Monster' theory, which is a fancy scientific way to say ' Yeah, we're totally BSing you here.'

Apparently a child will randomly experience a significant genetic mutation where she will grow giant shark-like teeth (they are explicitly compared to the teeth of some carnivorous fish in the film) in her vagina (which is a good 2 feet from where they should grow) AND the musculature that would be necessary for full control of the biting motion of these teeth AND this whole overly complex system developed wholesale, completely intact in one generation without any subsystems developing first and finally functioning together as a whole after generations of mutation.

TEETH 2007 FULL MOVIE MOVIE

All Men Are Perverts: Every prominent male in the movie (with the apparent exception of her stepfather) is looking to 'score' with Dawn.All Abusers Are Male: Even a practicing gynecologist decides to molest Dawn during her check up.Throughout the movie the audience is treated to very nearly every man in the movie attempting some kind of sexual assault on Dawn, and having his offending appendage(s) bitten off as a result. She discovers her incredible gift one day when her love interest attempts to date rape her. Teeth is a 2007 independently produced black comedy/horror flick about a good-hearted girl whose vagina likes to bite off penises. And a lot of cowboys are about to sing some very sad songs indeed.

Teeth 2007 full movie